It’s come to our attention that either someone at the email address ‘email@example.com’ is claiming to be me, or someone is claiming to have corresponded with me at the email address ‘firstname.lastname@example.org’.
Neither are true:
- I do NOT use the email address ‘email@example.com’. Anyone at that email who claims to be me is lying, an idiot, or both. If you get email from them, feel free to reply in the appropriate matter.
- It’s impossible for someone to be communicating with me at the address ‘firstname.lastname@example.org’. Anyone who claims they have communicated with me at that address is mistaken.
There’s employees will ONLY email you from “thereinc.com” email addresses, and we will NEVER ask you for your password, credit card number, blood type, or DNA sample (and no, despite what you may hear, we do NOT ask for “an arm and a leg” to subscribe to There, so we won’t ask for those, either).
That is all.